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[dr_whom]

"With three locations in Ontario there is sure to be a Faema Caffè near you." —the website for Faema Caffè

The province of Ontario is approximately 400,000 square miles in area; in linear width, Ontario is 1000 miles across, stretching from Hudson Bay to Lake Erie.

The three Faema Caffè locations in Ontario are all within 15 miles of Toronto City Hall.

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[q10.livejournal.com]

worse still, their website tells me the same thing, and i'm not in Ontario at all.

[dr_whom]

Man! Though there is a Faema Caffè near me—roughly 200 meters away—I suspected that that might not fully generalize; but it's worse than I thought, it seems.