Missed-opportunity pun, volume n

For years it's struck me as not only disappointing but downright surprising that there isn't a student dance group at the University of Maryland called "Terpsichore".

Simultaneous intellectual exercises

When my students sat down to start their final exam this afternoon, I told them "And while you're doing that, I'm going to see how many of 102 cryptic crosswords I can solve in three hours." Turns out the answer is 25. They were pretty small crosswords, though.